Dont want no elite club
But he's my only member
I'll stick with him through thick and thin
From January to December
I'd travel anywhere for him
Mars, Uranus, or Venus
He's my one-eyed slim
My one and only up and coming penis

Dont Cut Off My Peter (Cause I like it) (A Lot)

He likes to go spelunking
In tunnels warm and moist
And if you touch him he'll rejoice
As I said before
He's only got one eye
But you're not allowed to touch him
That is, if you're a guy

(Not that there's anything wrong with that)